Take a gander

always-amused: “The only debate we had over Tommy Boy was whether it was awesome or super-awesome!”

always-amused:

“The only debate we had over Tommy Boy was whether it was awesome or super-awesome!”

Himym all weekend

Himym all weekend

To tweet, or not to tweet, that is the question

Sadness is taking over

I wish I could tell you exactly how I feel about you and you would just kiss me and say you feel the same way.

What?!

Friend: Bring your homework to soccer tonight
Me: why all my answers are wrong
Her:just bring it
Me: itll take two seconds just multiply b x h and add
Her: there are 3 numbers, that’s obviously wrong
Me: yeah I know you just add the other area…. Either way the answer will be wrong soo?
Her: god you could’ve said it nicely
Me:(didn’t actually say this): wtf it’s freakin texting how else would you like me to say it? *eye twitching* ……pardon me while I go tie myself a noose…..

…i actually do this…

…i actually do this…

(Source: kathyliz)

Treats and snoozin, snoozin and treats

Treats and snoozin, snoozin and treats

(Source: ijordanozetz)

vanityiswhatweaimfor: This picture will never get old to me. I wish I could have a HUGE poster of this and hang it in my room! 

vanityiswhatweaimfor:

This picture will never get old to me. I wish I could have a HUGE poster of this and hang it in my room!